Bye!

I’m going to a place so thoroughly remote
you’ll never hear from me again.

No train ship plane or automobile
has ever pierced its interior

I’m not even certain it’s still there
or ever was
the maps are very vague about it
some say here some say there
but most have let the matter drop

Yes of course it requires courage
I’ll need two bottles of vintage champagne every day
to keep the morale high

and do you mind if I take your wife?
Well, I guess this is it
we’ll see ourselves to the door

Where are we…?