Mr. And Mrs. Lion Over for Dinner
The lions are called the king of beasts
And love to sit down for a carnivorous feast
They are yellow-orange in color and dressed so neat
Mr. with his mane and Mrs. so sleek
Look out in the jungle because if they hear you speak
They might take you as their fresh lunchmeat
If you have them over for dinner you better be sure
Its not tofu and vegetables that is all you serve
They might look at you with a longing eye
And decide you would taste better than the apple pie
Both Mr. and Mrs. when they open their mouth
Show long sharp teeth that seem to yell ouch
They both growl so fierce and roar so loud
You know there’s something of which they’re proud
But exactly what I won’t stay to find out
I have heard enough of their vociferous shout