A Tiger Named Kitten
If I had a tiger I’d name her Kitten
In fact I’d get two and name the other one Mitten
If you came for a visit I don’t think you’d miss them
As they took a stroll throughout the kitchen
The bowl must be large when I served them milk
When I petted their coat it would feel just like silk
When they got hungry they might give me a look
That I know I must hurry and have something to cook
When their purrs turned to a cat hungry growl
I just might be moved to let out a howl
Their cat’s glass-marble shining eyes
Has expression that makes them seem so wise
When they scratch at the air with their prickly claws
I might decide to climb the walls
Their orange fur with stripes so black
Might cause me to feel like a heart attack
When the tiger jumped from the floor through the air
I would do the same without a dare