Edward Lear




Nonsense Alphabet 2

A
A was once an apple-pie, 
Pidy, 
Widy, 
Tidy, 
Pidy, 
Nice insidy, 
Apple-pie! 

B 
B was once a little bear, 
Beary, 
Wary, 
Hairy, 
Beary, 
Taky cary, 
Little bear! 

C 
C was once a little cake, 
Caky, 
Baky, 
Maky, 
Caky, 
Taky caky, 
Little cake! 

D 
D was once a little doll, 
Dolly, 
Molly, 
Polly, 
Nolly, 
Nursy dolly, 
Little doll! 

E 
E was once a little eel, 
Eely, 
Weely, 
Peely, 
Eely, 
Twirly, tweely, 
Little eel! 

F 
F was once a little fish, 
Fishy, 
Wishy, 
Squishy, 
Fishy, 
In a dishy, 
Little fish! 

G 
G was once a little goose, 
Goosy, 
Moosy, 
Boosey, 
Goosey, 
Waddly-woosy, 
Little goose! 

H 
H was once a little hen, 
Henny, 
Chenny, 
Tenny, 
Henny. 
Eggsy-any, 
Little hen? 

I 
I was once a bottle of ink 
Inky, 
Dinky, 
Thinky, 
Inky, 
Blacky minky, 
Bottle of ink! 

J 
J was once a jar of jam, 
Jammy, 
Mammy, 
Clammy, 
Jammy, 
Sweety, swammy, 
Jar of jam! 

K 
K was once a little kite, 
Kity, 
Whity, 
Flighty, 
Kity, 
Out of sighty, 
Little kite! 

L 
L was once a little lark, 
Larky, 
Marky, 
Harky, 
Larky, 
In the parky, 
Little lark! 

M 
M was once a little mouse, 
Mousy, 
Bousy, 
Sousy, 
Mousy, 
In the housy, 
Little mouse! 

N 
N was once a little needle, 
Needly, 
Tweedly, 
Threedly, 
Needly, 
Wisky, wheedly, 
Little needle! 

O 
O was once a little owl, 
Owly, 
Prowly, 
Howly, 
Owly, 
Browny fowly, 
Little owl! 

P 
P was once a little pump, 
Pumpy, 
Slumpy, 
Flumpy, 
Pumpy, 
Dumpy, thumpy, 
Little pump! 

Q 
Q was once a little quail, 
Quaily, 
Faily, 
Daily, 
Quaily, 
Stumpy-taily, 
Little quail! 

R 
R was once a little rose, 
Rosy, 
Posy, 
Nosy, 
Rosy, 
Blows-y, grows-y, 
Little rose! 

S 
S was once a little shrimp, 
Shrimpy, 
Nimpy, 
Flimpy, 
Shrimpy. 
Jumpy, jimpy, 
Little shrimp! 

T 
T was once a little thrush, 
Thrushy, 
Hushy, 
Bushy, 
Thrushy, 
Flitty, flushy, 
Little thrush! 

U 
U was once a little urn, 
Urny, 
Burny, 
Turny, 
Urny, 
Bubbly, burny, 
Little urn! 

V 
V was once a little vine, 
Viny, 
Winy, 
Twiny, 
Viny, 
Twisty-twiny, 
Little vine! 

W 
W was once a whale, 
Whaly, 
Scaly, 
Shaly, 
Whaly, 
Tumbly-taily, 
Mighty whale! 

X 
X was once a great king Xerxes, 
Xerxy, 
Perxy, 
Turxy, 
Xerxy, 
Linxy, lurxy, 
Great King Xerxes! 

Y 
Y was once a little yew, 
Yewdy, 
Fewdy, 
Crudy, 
Yewdy, 
Growdy, grewdy, 
Little yew! 

Z 
Z was once a piece of zinc, 
Tinky, 
Winky, 
Blinky, 
Tinky, 
Tinkly minky, 
Piece of zinc!



spoken =Wayne Vargas