MICK JAGGER: Rock music was a completely new musical form. It hadn’t been around for ten years when we started doing it. Now it’s forty years old. JAN S. WENNER: What about your own staying power? MICK JAGGER: I have a lot of energy, so I don’t see it as an immediate problem. JAN S. WENNER: How’s your hearing? MICK JAGGER: My hearing’s all right. Sometimes I use earplugs because it gets too loud on my left ear. JAN S. WENNER: Why your left ear? MICK JAGGER: Because Keith’s standing on my left. THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE: Are You Experienced? “Like being driven over by a truck” was how Pete Townshend described the effect of the wah-wah on “I Don’t Live Today.” This predated by some months the pedal Clapton used on “Tales of Brave Ulysses” And I’m taken aback (jolt upon jolt) to think that Hendrix did it all “by hand.” To think, moreover, that he used four-track one-inch tape has (jolt upon jolt) evoked the long, long view from the Senior Study through the smoke, yes sir, the smoke of battle on the fields of Laois, yes sir, and Laos. Then there was the wah-wah on “Voodoo Child (Slight Return)” from Electric Ladyland. CREAM: Disraeli Gears As I labored over the “Georgiks and Bukolikis” I soon learned to tell thunder from dynamite. THE BEATLES: The Beatles Though that was the winter when late each night I’d put away Cicero or Caesar and pour new milk into an old saucer for the hedgehog which, when it showed up right on cue, would set its nose down like that flight back from the U.S. . . . back from the, yes sir . . . back from the . . . back from the U.S.S.R. . . . I’d never noticed the play on “album” and “white.” THE ROLLING STONES: Beggar’s Banquet Thanks to Miss Latimore, I was “coming along nicely” at piano while, compared to the whoops and wild halloos of the local urchins, my diction was im-pecc-a-ble. In next to no time I would be lost to the milk bars and luncheonettes of smoky Belfast, where a troubadour such as the frontman of Them had long since traded in the lute for bass and blues harmonica. VAN MORRISON: Astral Weeks Not only had I lived on Fitzroy Avenue, I’d lived there with Madame Georgie Hyde Lees, to whom I would rather shortly be wed. Georgie would lose out to The George and El Vino’s when I “ran away to the BBC” as poets did, so Dylan Thomas said. ERIC CLAPTON: 461 Ocean Boulevard It’s the house in all its whited sepulchritude (not the palm tree against which dogs piddle as they make their way back from wherever it was they were all night) that’s really at a list. Through the open shutters his music, scatty, skewed, skids and skites from the neck of a bottle that might turn on him, might turn and sever an artery, the big one that runs through his wrist. ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS: My Aim is True Even the reductio ad absurdum of the quid pro quo or “tit for tat” killing (For “Eilis” read “Alison”) that now took over from the street riot was not without an old-fashioned sense of decorum, an unseemly seemliness. WARREN ZEVON: Excitable Boy Somewhere between Ocean Boulevard and Slowhand I seem to have misplaced my wedding band and taken up with waitresses and usherettes who drank straight gins and smoked crooked cheroots. Since those were still they days when more meant less Georgie was herself playing fast and loose with the werewolf who, not so very long before, had come how-howling round our kitchen door and introduced me to Warren Zevon, whose hymns to booty, to beasts, to bimbos, boom boom, are inextricably part of the warp and woof of the wild poems in Quoof. DIRE STRAITS: Dire Straits There was that time the archangel ran his thumb along the shelf and anointed, it seemed, his own brow with soot. BLONDIE: Parallel Lines It had taken all morning to rehearse a tracking shot with an Arrifllex mounted on a gurney. The dream of rain on the face of a well. “Ready when you are Mr. Demilledoon.” Another small crowd on the horizon. We should have rented a Steadicam. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: The River So it was I gave up the Oona for the Susquehanna, the Shannon for the Shenandoah. LLOYD COLE AND THE COMMOTIONS: Easy Pieces Though not before I’d done my stint on the Cam. The ceilings taller than the horizon. The in-crowd on the out with the likes of Milton and Spenser while Cromwell still walked through the pouring rain. In graveyards from Urney to Ardglass, my countrymen laying down some Lex talionis: “Only the guy who’s shot gets to ride in the back of the hearse.” TALKING HEADS: True Stories You can take the man out of Armagh but, you ask yourself, can you take the Armagh out of the man in the big Armani suit? U2: The Joshua Tree When I went to hear them in Giants Stadium a year or two ago, the whiff of kef brought back the night we drove all night from Palm Springs to Blythe. No Irish lad and his lass were so happy as we who roared and soared through yucca-scented air. Dawn brought a sense of loss, faint at first, that would deepen and expand as our own golden chariot was showered with Zippo spears from the upper tiers of the stands. PINK FLOYD: A Momentary Lapse of Reason We stopped at a roadhouse on the way back from Lyonesse and ordered a Tom Collins and an Old Fashioned. As we remounted the chariot the poplar’s synthesized alamo-alamo-eleison was counterpointed by a red-headed woodpecker’s rat-a-tat on a snare, a kettledrum’s de dum de dum. PAUL SIMON: Negotiations and Love Songs Little did I think as I knelt by a pothole to water my elephant with the other elephant drivers, little did I think as I chewed on some betel that I might one day be following the river down the West Side Highway in his smoke-glassed limo complete with bodyguard-cum-chauffeur and telling him that his lyrics must surely last: little did I think as I chewed and chewed that my own teeth and tongue would be eaten by rust. LEONARD COHEN: I’m Your Man When I turn up the rickety old gramophone the wow and flutter from a scratched LP summons up white walls, the table, the single bed where Lydia Languish will meet her Le Fanu: his songs have meant far more to me than most of the so-called poems I’ve read. NIRVANA: Bleach I went there, too, with Mona, or Monica. Another shot of Absolut. “The Wild Rover” or some folk anthem on the jukebox. Some dour bartender. I, too, have been held fast by those snares and nets off the Zinc Coast, the coast of Zanzibar, lost able addiction “chin-chins” loos, “And it’s no, nay, never, no nay never no more . . .” BOB DYLAN: Oh Mercy All great artists are their own greatest threat, as when they aim the industrial laser at themselves and cut themselves back to the root so that, with spring, we can never ever be sure if they shake from head to foot from an orgasm, you see, sir, or a seizure.. R.E.M: Automatic for the People Like the grasping for air by al almighty mite who’s suffering from a bad case of the colic. THE ROLLING STONES: Voodoo Lounge Giants Stadium again . . . Again the scent of drugs struggling through rain so heavy some young Turks would feel obliged to butt-hole surf across those vast puddles on the field. Some might have burned damp faggots on a night like this, others faked the ho-ho-hosannas and the hallelujahs with their “Tout passe, toot case, tout lasse.” The Stones, of course, have always found the way of setting a burning brand to a petrol-soaked stack of hay and making a “Thou Shalt” of a “Though Shalt Not.” The sky over the Meadowlands was still aglow as I drove home to my wife and child.