Barnaby: I'll have to get the bees and birds to tell you
That I've loved you from the start,
I simply haven't got the words to tell you
What is truly in my heart,
Joking apart.
When you want me—if you want me
Call me—call me—if you care.
When you need me—if you need me
Say so—say so—I'll be there.
I've nothing but my heart to bring to you,
No money but a questing mind,
But if this little song I sing to you
Means a thing to you
Please be kind.
When you're lonely—if you're lonely
Call me—call me—anyhow.
If you want me—need me—love me
Tell me,
Tell me,
Tell me now!
 
Nancy: I'll love you longer than The Forsyte Saga
And I'll tremble at your frown.
 
Barnaby: I'd like to cable to Balenciaga
To prepare your wedding gown,
Don't let me down.

Nancy: I want to make my feelings clear to you.
I've never felt like this before.
 
Barnaby: I'd sacrifice my whole career to you
To be near you
Evermore.
 
Nancy
& Barnaby: When you're lonely—if you're lonely 
Call me—call me—anyhow.

If you want me—need me—love me
Tell me—tell me—here and now!
 
Barnaby:
I really haven't any good and chattels 
But a beat-up Chevrolet.
 
Nancy:
I only know I've got a heart that rattles
Every time you look my way.
 
Nancy
& Barnaby:
There's really nothing more to say
Except that I should like to stay
With you for ever and a day.
Ole!