What ho, Mrs Brisket,
Why not take a plunge and risk it?
The water's warm,
There ain't no crabs
And you'll have a lot of fun among the shrimps and dabs,
If for a lark
Some saucy old shark
Takes a nibble at your chocolate biscuit
Swim for the shore
And the crowd will roar,
What ho, Mrs Brisket!