I did not tell Death where I lived,
But he has found me all the same.
I hear him knocking on my door

And calling out my name.
My Snapchat settings kept Him out.
On Twitter I did block Him.
His Facebook friend requests were spurned.

Yet still he keeps on knocking.
Court injunctions were sought and filed
But still I sit in fear.
Oh, my mistake. It is not Death.
I think my pizza's here.