Mulla Nasrudin




Why?

   A local busybody, wanting to be rewarded for bringing good
tidings, ran to the Mulla’s house one day.
   ‘Nasrudin! Good news!’
   ‘What is it?’
   ‘They are baking cakes next door!’
   ‘What is that to me?’
   ‘But they are going to give you some!’
   ‘What is that to you?’