A. A. Milne




In the Fashion

A lion has a tail and a very fine tail
And so has an elephant and so has a whale,
And so has a crocodile, and so has a quail-
        They've all got tails but me.

If I had sixpence I would buy one;
I'd say to the shopman, 'Let me try one';
I'd say to the elephant, 'This is my one.'
        They'd all come round to see.

Then I'd say to the lion, 'Why, you've got a tail!
And so has the elephant, and so has the whale!
And, look! There's a crocodile! He's got a tail!
        ‘You've all got tails like me!’