On the road to Angola: Handmade sign: BULLWHIPS Turn-off: SOLITUDE, LOUISIANA Property gate: WEST INHERITANCE On the road to St. Gabriel: Zipping through Ferriday Great Balls o’ Fire If it ain’t The Killer’s hometown In the old days they would have sent you to America The one called Grasshopper raises wild things — sparrows, hares, you name it They’ve got a mule-skinner here that can make one sit down and talk Then there’s the wren nesting in the razor wire I read that the former governor is employing Mr. von Bülow’s attorney Sissy is Mr. Redwine’s catahoula Nolan knows where the dove eggs are Pop named every single one of his roses, his company keepers I haven’t found anyone good enough for my cats, said Lyles He bottle-fed the colt Lil Tête, and rehabilitated Ginger whose backend is sunken still That dog, the guard said, is emancipated That man, Nolan said, of Ginger’s former keeper didn’t need no dog Smurf is photographed with Daisy; she’s just a pup But she’s a Fila Brasileiro as draft horse to regular horse, the very core of horseness Tiger Lady, Storm, Kilo, Thunder, Josie, Duke, Bonnie, Blaze, Dolly, Grubby, Jack, Buster, and Tracker Put your hands together for the K-9 unit If they can get outside the fence they still have to beat the dogs No one’s beat the dogs yet, said Castlebury Whoever possesses AUDACITY must be taken to the Water and thoroughly dunked Swallows multiply in the Red Hat building The greenhouse dog is Fancy In the Red Hat building Old Sparky gathers webs No condoms for the heart Violence. H. Rap Brown proclaimed, is American as apple pie Over 6 trillion served; over 2 million behind bars Mr. Redwine is the coffin builder; Grasshopper his apprentice Built a replica of Old Sparky for the prison museum International Harvester provided the generator for the original drove it around on a flatbed from penitentiary to penitentiary About the thickness of a pair of panties, You Honor She was a slab of a woman The radio calls it predatory selection, as in white shark’s preference for seals Her husband, he was a wonderful, wonderful man That one, he should have never been born Some run to type To be a good host the Christian DJ in the dale carnegie T-shirt offers us a cup of tepid Kool-Aid To be the good guest we lift our cups and drink I have a petty fear of red Where I come from the guest must honor her host Notice: CAMP J DUE TO RELIGIOUS CALL-OUT NO BAND CALL-OUT Mural of the Last Supper, call-out building, east wall What is that the disciples are eating do you think Crawfish Chicken Gar when the Muslims bow to the east the mural covered with corduroy Every faith allowed except Satanism Wall plaque: THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT BLOODHOUND SITE WAS ENTERED INTO THE NATIONAL REGISTER OF HISTORICAL PLACES NATIONAL PRESERVATION ACT OF 1966 Her inamorato, he was a wonderful, wonderful man That one, he was an inveterate pig DUE TO THEFT: All True Crime and Black Study Titles Are housed in closed shelving Limit 3 books per person 0 exceptions so don’t ask Saturday night Going to Wal-Mart Satisfaction guaranteed Over 6 trillion served, 2 million put away It gets old the way we do things And Nolan is the Buddha Maybe Maybe not His mansuetude manifest No one here for walking on the grass