Prepare to exit the forest of men and women Louisiana bumper sticker: JESUS DON’T LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT US It’s a great day to die, a great day to leave the body, he told the press before his Easter execution When I go, I want my lips Smyth-sewn, none of that perfect-bound crap it doesn’t last And burn me up I don’t want any more real estate No one promised you the light or the morrow Mother Helen predicts you will be doing better moneywise between March and may In your past life you had something to do with animals She sees you in a hospital with animals way back in the 1800s After all, you are not Gramsci, she said Qui facit per alium facit per se Sounds dirty doesn’t it I wanted to offer you the bread of charity Mercy, etc. When she said she would write the book he said what direction Take this down, then burn it My faulty eschatology pardon my french the love bugs hitting the windshield like something electric Jack and Jill the pastor at St Gabriel calls them Wonderful news Sissy had seven little catahoulas Mr. Redwine in ecstasy