The food is cheap   the squirrels are black   you get
                                                                   drive-through daiquiris
at MacDaiquiri Factory    jumbo shrimp for $5.50/lb at the Sinclair
cataracts removed at Dr. Brussard’s   pecans at Mayonnaise’s Place
50 flavors at the sno-cone shack    and soft soft real soft ice cream
barbecue at Pardners delivered by pony express    cathead biscuits
you can get your smothered steak at Hen House; collards, rhubarb cobbler,
                                                                   cornbread still sittin’ on the side