Leaflet
If you’ve noticed that people have been acting
kind of nervous think of whole nations
they are absolutely pathological
one day we were selling them
so much killing hardware
their governmental teeth
were eroding with the metallic grind
but their appetites increased
along with our economic delight when
we filled their commissaries
with our indigestible grain as well
as other stuff they’d once
grown themselves suddenly (it seemed
to them) we stopped and declared
them enemies (for what we called
geographically defensible
reasons) just when they considered us
a safe source of appetite ful-
filling ordinance without
notice even everyday fighter planes
were withheld naturally they responded
with infantile rage and alarming
violence these countries
have to be put away for their own
historic health put out of their
inflammable misery embraced
properly by our embargoes sanctions etc.
it’s a pity they act so crazy look
how nervous you get when the weather changes