I’m sick and tired of my problems. They’re not
running like they used to, not bringing me

pain like they used to. So I’m trading them in
for new problems, better problems. Top

of the line problems. Problems people will look at
and envy. Problems that will get me girls.

I like girls with big problems, juicy problems.
I can’t live without you problems. Oh my god,

she’s out of her mind problems. Damn, she set 
the house on fire problems. Please, lord, don’t

let her kill me problems. Oh, I got tired of running
from my problems. Now I walk a mile each day.