It was at Berlin Zoo - don’t ask - where I came face to thick glass with a gorilla. We stared each other out. Its eyes were smashed rage under a pelmet* of wrath. Its nose, two boxing-gloves. Its mouth, an unliftable curse; I wished it were free, down on the equatorial belt, chilling to Morrissey. With a day’s more evolution, it could even be President. *a narrow border of cloth or wood, fitted across the top of a door or window to conceal the curtain fittings.