Jeffrey McDaniel




Attention, Please

Ladies and gentlemen, your life is located
under your sofa cushions. In the event
of an emergency, slip your life
over your head. Connect the clip
and tighten by pulling outward. To inflate
your life, yank the red tabs firmly down.
To inflate your life further, blow
into the mouthpiece. In case of depression,
life masks will automatically drop
from the compartments above. Place
the life mask over your nose
and mouth. Pull the elastic strap.
Remain calm and breathe. Your life
supply is now regulated. It is normal
that the life mask does not fully inflate.