I'm the single most wonderful person I know,
I'm witty, I'm charming, I'm smart,
I'm often so brilliant I actually glow,
I'm a genius in music and art.

I'm super, I'm splendid, I'm stunning, I'm strong,
I'm awesome, I'm dashing, I'm bold,
I know all the answers, it's rare that I'm wrong,
I'm an absolute joy to behold.

I'm strikingly handsome, I'm thoroughly grand,
I'm uncategorically clever,
there's only one thing that I can't understand—
why nobody likes me...not ever!