Wayne Dwops
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Limericks
There was a young man who stayed here
A cow who was bored with her barn
There were pale faced people whose plan
There is an old lobster who knows
While wondering whither to rove
A peach on the lam from a grove
When writing your history down
My last meal began with roast goose
This poem is all about you
Once all crowded into the ark
There was a coyote called Wile E.
There was an old man who did sums
Pooh Bear and Eeyore and Tigger
A man named Throckmorton Farquhar
There was an old person who let
When Abraham started his Jewry
There was an omnipotent god
When Brutus got home from the forum
A parrot, a clam and a flea
A parrot, a clam and a flea
For those who try walking on stilts
Should you have a flower that wilts
There was an old man and his horse
There was an old man in a castle
There was a young cook named Dan Quinner
A pair of bears who shared a square lair
A kangaroo wanting a queen
An old man who sat on a rock
A circle was drawn near a square
There was an old man who liked pie
There was an old man name of Wayne
There was a young person named Clyde
There was a swell cricket called Jiminy
C'etait un homme vieux que dit "Gee
I'll not write a poem today
There was a young man name of Destry
Someone has killed Edwin Drood
There was an old woman named Anne
An orange went out for a spin
There was a bad boy with no name
You know that bad boy from before?
That boy is still raising a stink
You ain't heard the end of that boy
There once was a yak in Tibet
A comet while making a joke
I came to my polar bear friend
There was an old man on the march
There was a young lion of France
The cow who jumped over the moon
The cow who jumped over the moon #2
A tiger consuming a pickle
Doc, Bashful, Sneezy and Happy
I once knew an old dromedary
I'm mad the wind broke my umbrella!
An old blue whale got into trouble
A beach at both ends of the street
The camel is a dromedary
It makes me feel good to be bad
There was a young hippo named Tina
There was an old man who was young
The dodo is now obsolete
My spine does a pretty good job
When man was the lord of the earth
A dragonfly came with the breeze
When simply a fart must come out
There was an old man in a boat
There was an old fish in the sea
There was an old man with a lump. It
Nobody knew quite what it was
A pickpocket who was a poor picker
'Midst the island with glee Tom chased Huck
There was an old man of Nantasket
aka Sylvie and Bruno
An elephant there once was called Cyril
Miscellaneous
The End Of The World
Vocalist - Wayne Vargas
Poem Source: Hi Diddle-Dee-Dee, A Limericks Life For Me - Inner Child Press - 1956
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