Me and him Him and me, We're always together As you can see. I wish he'd leave So I'd be free I'm getting a little bit Tired of he, And he may be a bit Bored with me. On movies and ladies We cannot agree. I like to dance He loves to ski. He likes the mountains I love the sea. I like hot chocolate He wants his tea. I want to sleep He has to pee. He's meaner and duller And fatter than me. But I guess there's worse things We could be— Instead of two we could be three, Me and him Him and me.