The School Bag

Thirty Bob a Week

John Davidson

I couldn't touch a stop and turn a screw,
     And set the blooming world a-work for me,
Like such as cut their teeth -- I hope, like you --
     On the handle of a skeleton gold key;
I cut mine on a leek, which I eat it every week:
     I'm a clerk at thirty bob as you can see.

But I don't allow it's luck and all a toss;
     There's no such thing as being starred and crossed;
It's just the power of some to be a boss,
     And the bally power of others to be bossed:
I face the music, sir; you bet I ain't a cur;
     Strike me lucky if I don't believe I'm lost!

For like a mole I journey in the dark,
     A-travelling along the underground
From my Pillar'd Halls and broad Suburbean Park,
     To come the daily dull official round;
And home again at night with my pipe all alight,
     A-scheming how to count ten bob a pound.

And it's often very cold and very wet,
     And my missus stitches towels for a hunks;
And the Pillar'd Halls is half of it to let--
     Three rooms about the size of travelling trunks.
And we cough, my wife and I, to dislocate a sigh,
     When the noisy little kids are in their bunks.

But you never hear her do a growl or whine,
     For she's made of flint and roses, very odd;
And I've got to cut my meaning rather fine,
     Or I'd blubber, for I'm made of greens and sod:
So p'r'haps we are in Hell for all that I can tell,
     And lost and damn'd and served up hot to God.

I ain't blaspheming, Mr. Silver-tongue;
     I'm saying things a bit beyond your art:
Of all the rummy starts you ever sprung,
     Thirty bob a week's the rummiest start!
With your science and your books and your the'ries about spooks,
      Did you ever hear of looking in your heart?

I didn't mean your pocket, Mr, no:
     I mean that having children and a wife,
With thirty bob on which to come and go,
     Isn't dancing to the tabor and the fife:
When it doesn't make you drink, by Heaven! it makes you think,
     And notice curious items about life.

I step into my heart and there I meet
     A god-almighty devil singing small,
Who would like to shout and whistle in the street,
     And squelch the passers flat against the wall;
If the whole world was a cake he had the power to take,
     He would take it, ask for more, and eat them all.

And I meet a sort of simpleton beside,
     The kind that life is always giving beans;
With thirty bob a week to keep a bride
     He fell in love and married in his teens:
At thirty bob he stuck; but he knows it isn't luck:
     He knows the seas are deeper than tureens.

And the god-almighty devil and the fool
     That meet me in the High Street on the strike,
When I walk about my heart a-gathering wool,
     Are my good and evil angels if you like.
And both of them together in every kind of weather
     Ride me like a double-seated bike.

That's rough a bit and needs its meaning curled.
     But I have a high old hot un in my mind --
A most engrugious notion of the world,
     That leaves your lightning 'rithmetic behind:
I give it at a glance when I say 'There ain't no chance,
     Nor nothing of the lucky-lottery kind.'

And it's this way that I make it out to be:
     No fathers, mothers, countries, climates -- none;
No Adam was responsible for me,
     Nor society, nor systems, nary one:
A little sleeping seed, I woke -- I did, indeed --
     A million years before the blooming sun.

I woke because I thought the time had come;
     Beyond my will there was no other cause;
And everywhere I found myself at home,
     Because I chose to be the thing I was;
And in whatever shape of mollusc or of ape
     I always went according to the laws.

I was the love that chose my mother out;
     I joined two lives and from the union burst;
My weakness and my strength without a doubt
     Are mine alone for ever from the first:
It's just the very same with a difference in the name
     As 'Thy will be done.' You say it if you durst!

They say it daily up and down the land
     As easy as you take a drink, it's true;
But the difficultest go to understand,
     And the difficultest job a man can do,
Is to come it brave and meek with thirty bob a week,
     And feel that that's the proper thing for you.

It's a naked child against a hungry wolf;
     It's playing bowls upon a splitting wreck;
It's walking on a string across a gulf
     With millstones fore-and-aft about your neck;
But the thing is daily done by many and many a one;
     And we fall, face forward, fighting, on the deck.